A vacation in a forreign land

Uncle sam does the best he can

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Now you remember what the draftman said

Nothing to do all day but stay in bed

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

You be the hero of thw neiborhood

Nobody knows that you left for good

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Smiling faces as you wait to land

But once you get there no one gives a damn

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Hand grenades flying over your head

Missiles flying over your head

If you want to survive get out of bed

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Shots ring out in the dad of night

The sergant calls (stand up and fight)

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Youve got your orders better shoot on sight

Your fingers on the trigger

But it dont seem right

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Night is falling and you just cant see

Is this illusion or reality

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now

Youre in the army now

Oh, oh, youre in the army now