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American Job !!!
10 years ago we had
我Faint 。。。。。
新木蘭辭 送別唐垃
古诗绕口令
4 doctors .
IKEA 家居最新设计!
淫才 !!!
无言以对!!!
爱情买卖。这首歌被有
轮回12年。。不变的依
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标题:American Job !!! 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]


 
John Smith started the day early having
 
set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am ..

 

While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG)


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE)


and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA)


he sat down with his


calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his


watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )


to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS


(from S au di Arabia )


and continued his search


for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging


and fruitless day


checking his


Computer


( made in MALAYSIA ),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL ),


poured himself a glass of


wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his


TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered why he can't


find a good paying job


in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT


MADE IN KENYA


You gotta keep this one circulating!

创建于:2011-10-26 分类:心情杂想 被查看:18756次 评论(3) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash

 

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash

 

创建于:2011-10-21 分类:心情杂想 被查看:84727次 评论(11) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:我Faint 。。。。。 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
秋天来了,挖个坑把男朋友埋了,明年春天就会长出好多好多男朋友。一个提热水,一个叫我们起床,一个打扫卫生,一个给我们做饭,一个替我们去早自习,一个替我们去上晚自习,一个卖肾请大家春游,一个捐精给大家买iphone5,无聊的时候,就让他们搞基玩,剩下的一个留做种子年再种……
创建于:2011-10-10 分类:心情杂想 被查看:9029次 评论(0) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:新木蘭辭 送別唐垃圾 (笑翻了!!!) 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
新木蘭辭   送別唐垃圾 阿爺 - 【中央】 唐垃圾 - 政務司【英年】
雄鷹 - 【振英】
范婦 - 【范徐麗泰】
 
 
《新木蘭辭──送別唐垃圾》
唧唧復唧唧,唐唐好招積;
但聞臭屁聲,不聞佢好色。
 先講吊吊揈,後談佢政績。
問佢何所司,問佢何所職。
佢係無所知,更係無所識。
日日飲紅酒,賴理窮人憂;
只撤遺產稅,不問老人愁。
 恐嚇八十後,車毀人不留;
 擦鞋李嘉誠,刻薄兼無情。
 阿爺無大兒,唐唐雖低智;
 願為阿爺用,變身垃圾蟲。
 東區掃屎塔,西環亂咁插;
 南灣談自由,北區話垃圾。
 旦辭爺娘去,險些掛臘鴨。
 不聞阿爺哭喊聲,但聞港人歡呼齊賀慶!
名聲雖然差,更非我杯茶, 但有阿爺撐,醎魚亦翻生。
  今年選特首,三人爭崩頭; 雄鷹推政綱,范婦口行行;
兩人傍佢走,安能辦佢係傻痴? 佢地做特首,我地愁上愁,遲早怒火燒街頭!
创建于:2011-09-14 分类:心情杂想 被查看:9648次 评论(0) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:古诗绕口令 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
古诗绕口令


窗前明月光,我爸是李刚。桃花潭水深千尺,不及我爸李双江。力拔山兮气盖世,双江胜李刚。我自横刀向天笑,我的车配冲锋枪! 总之,不是每一种牛奶都叫特伦苏,不是谁的爹,都叫李刚、双江。
创建于:2011-09-08 分类:心情杂想 被查看:10174次 评论(0) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:4 doctors . 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
A doctor from Israel says:  "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
 
The German doctor comments:  "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
 
A Russian doctor says:  "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;
we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
 
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:  "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about two years ago) we grabbed a person out of the Senate with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"
创建于:2011-09-06 分类:心情杂想 被查看:19879次 评论(3) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:IKEA 家居最新设计!!!狂晕啊。。。。 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
IKEA 家居最新设计!!!狂晕啊。。。。
创建于:2011-08-08 分类:心情杂想 被查看:9285次 评论(0) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:淫才 !!! 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
这年头,无论是做菜的还是做爱的,放心的肉是越来越少了;无论是婴儿喝的还是成人摸的,放心的奶是越来越少了;无论是家禽下的还是男人挂的,放心的蛋是越来越少了;无论是饲养的还是应招的,放心的鸡是越来越少了。。。
创建于:2011-08-05 分类:心情杂想 被查看:9217次 评论(0) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:无言以对!!! 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
无言以对!!!
创建于:2011-08-03 分类:心情杂想 被查看:9398次 评论(0) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
标题:爱情买卖。这首歌被有才之人修改。。。。 字体[  ]   颜色[ 绿 ]
出卖我的爱,动车快速开,最后飞到桥下的我眼泪掉下来。出卖我的爱,你背了高铁债,就算说出再多解释也再活不回来。当初是你说要开,说开你就开,现在又要用破拆把尸迹掩埋。列车不是你想埋,想埋就能埋。破拆之后,让我明白,证据已不在。活着的亲人要保护但也要为你逝世的亲人和未出生的BB讨回公道。
创建于:2011-08-01 分类:心情杂想 被查看:9152次 评论(0) 文件夹:默认文件夹
 
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